The Animator

when playing bulldog and youre on the offensive team i want you to pay attention

how many independent pairs of eyes lock with yours? single people that have no intention on teaming and full on believe they can take you alone

because it should be zero

nobody should fricking want it

cus they know whats coming fr

if youve got a lot of fellas thatll drop everything to charge at you blindly well ive got news for you sunshine

someone tired and theyve locked you in their sights as easy prey

however if you find that more than 3 people are making a deliberate and coordinated effort to get you specifically down then this doesnt apply to you, it actually creates an opposite effect cus they dont wanna try you alone

anyway time to yap about myself, but first i just want to emphasize how i got no sleep last night, was physically not at my peak anyway and didnt even know hwat this game was before today

and yet i still got 2nd place only because the entire team decided to go for me

i literally heard one of them in the distance say "go for [bomborasclatt] before the final round i was absolutely terrified

but i went for it anyway and i tell you what i nearly dogged on them all

i got out of hte initial pile up and then some fella just appears in front of me blocking the way which essentially sealed me back inside full of people some were like 10-30kg heavier than me, one was literally picking me up from behind while the others tried turning me onto the floor

i know damn well were playing that game again some other time and when that time comes i am going to absolutely dominate them all

never again will i allow myself to get manhandled like that again

anyway NOW time to say the rules of the game for anyone who didnt know and lived under a rock like me,

a small team stands in the middle of a field, offensive team has to get to the other side of field without getting taken to the floor. those taken to floor join the defensive team

i am very proud of the way i conducted myself throughout the game as you can tell but i couldve done better and ive established a liking to the activity

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