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how to be american

1. you should give yourself a very american name!
for eg:
Boy: Logan
Girl: Emma
2. You should practice and gain the average american knowledge
for eg:
Africa is a country (American knowledge)
3. Go to mcdonalds atleast 2 times a day and 5 times a week!
4. Get all your groceries from walmart
5. go to a gun store (JK)
6. watch atleast one football/basketball match every month
7. get an eagle as a pet (JK)
8. identify the italian flag as the mexican flag

how to be european:
1. eat lots of potato
2. eat lots of potato
3. eat lots of potato
4. turn into a potato

atleast, thats how to be eastern european :p

How to be Texan:
1: be used to the heat, but not really. If it's 100 degrees out, even though you'd love through it all your life, it still will hit as hard.
2: buccees. Go at least once a year.
3: become a cowboy (don't actually, I've never actually seen a cowboy here :O)

i love buccees

How to be Texan:
1: be used to the heat, but not really. If it's 100 degrees out, even though you'd love through it all your life, it still will hit as hard.
2: buccees. Go at least once a year.
3: become a cowboy (don't actually, I've never actually seen a cowboy here :O)
4. Talk like sandy cheeks

WAIT SO UR TEXAX?
R U MEIXCAN OR FROM TEXAS?

bruh just because im hispanic doesnt make me mexican. yes, im from texas :)

How to be Mexican:
1- Live in Mexico (optional)
2- Yellow filtrer
3- Tacos
4- Your name is probably nacho
5- you have a cactus in your yard (obligatory)




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bruh just because im hispanic doesnt make me mexican. yes, im from texas :)
howdy there partner. Im bruce. How ya doing kiddo. Lets yonder our horses to the bar and have a little chit chat what ya say?
i cringed so bad. Great job. 👏👏👏👏👏
pathetic then...
shame on you who cringes whenever they speak.

said:
said:
said:
bruh just because im hispanic doesnt make me mexican. yes, im from texas :)
howdy there partner. Im bruce. How ya doing kiddo. Lets yonder our horses to the bar and have a little chit chat what ya say?
i cringed so bad. Great job. 👏👏👏👏👏
pathetic then...
shame on you who cringes whenever they speak.
I think an actual Texan has the right to cringe 😭

You didn't even use yonder correctly. Pathetic



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